What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 01:14
You Only Live Twice
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
The Man with the Golden Gun
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
A View to a Kill
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
Octopussy
What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-J W Pepper
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Moonraker
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Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
What are some common lies that addicts may tell themselves?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.